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mkpm-july-2009 - catching-a-std

Sat Dec 22 00:30:00 2012

Slides for the talk catching-a-std at mkpm-july-2009

Catching
a ::Std

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BBC

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Film
at 11

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Matthew
Stephen
Trout

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Alumnus of
the Open
University

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Pure
Mathematics

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Shadowcat Systems Limited
http://shadowcat.co.uk/

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Lancaster,
North West
England

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Architecture
and process
management

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ARPAnet and the
World Wide Web

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Destruction
testing

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RDBMS
OO models
social
tolerances

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Collaboration

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Lunatics
Landlords
Volunteers

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Standardisation
in the perl
community

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What is a
standard?

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IETF

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RFC

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MUST
SHOULD
MAY

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TCP/IP
over avian
carrier

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What -is-
a standard?

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Specification

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Multiple
Implementations

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One
Way

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One
(True?)
Way

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Standards
and
Language

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Received
Pronunciation

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OED

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Webster

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Dialects

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Same grammar
Different
semantics

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NPW

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Scandiwegians
are confusing

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Mutually
Intelligible

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Ssyshere

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Standards
in perl?

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Well ...

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"whatever the
interpreter does"

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"whatever the
tests say"

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(so write more
tests for
smartmatch
dammit!)

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Standards
for writing
perl code?

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TMTOWTDI

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*sigh*

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TMTOWTDI
BSCIAGTT

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"timtoady
bicarbonate"

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(FFS somebody
come up with
a better name)

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Approaches to
standardisation

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Inferred
Invented
Enforced
Evolved

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Inferred

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UUCP

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perl

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Invented

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TCP/IP

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IMAP

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Enforced

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Java
JCP

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SMB

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Evolved

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POSIX

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LSB

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Scheme

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Standards
and perl6

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I'm a
skeptic

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... of perl6
the production
implementation

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I love perl6 the
language design
research project

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Inferred
from perl

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Invented
by @Larry

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Enforced
by the
standard
grammar

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Evolved based
on implementation
and use attempts

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"best
practices"

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PBP

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inventing
standards

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Class::Std

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ARGH

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"your code
caught a
::Std"

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What is
an STD?

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Sexually
Transmitted
Disease

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Maladie
Sexuelle
Transmitee

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Socially
Transmitted
Disease

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Cargo
culting

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Cargo
culting
gone
*good*?

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Veni
Vidi
Vici

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Vici
Veni
VD

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STDs and
the perl
community

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Why did
Class::Std
fail?

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Damian
ran out
of tuits

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but ...

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Revolution

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Incompatible

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Needed
everybody
to move

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Unperlish?

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Class::Std
and
Catalyst

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They came
I saw

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I threw up
in my mouth
a little

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CGI::Application

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too little
standard

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plugins
are a free
for all

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cohesion
failure

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Maypole

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sane
API

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tight
coupling

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TT
Class::DBI

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Class::DBI
imploded

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Maypole
died

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Catalyst

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request cycle
plugin API

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100+
plugins

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all play
nice together

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trivial
component
API

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100+
components

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all play
nice together

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Just Enough
Standard

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Class::DBI
->
DBIx::Class

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DBIx::Class

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people
deployed
trunk

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we went
stable

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I fought
against
it being
"the standard"

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... until the
Catalyst user
base voted
with their feet

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Standards by
social
transmission

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Enlightened Perl
Extended Core

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Next Talk.
This Room.

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evolved from
"what do the
experts consider
their standard
toolkit?"

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One
True
Way?

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One
Good
Way

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(Jesse made
us add
Catalyst)

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beware the
cargo cult

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the most
popular
plugins

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become the
template

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Catalyst
DBIC model

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same hacks
copied
EVERYWHERE

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RKITOVER
rewrote
it to be
beautiful

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Devel::Declare

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3 method
signatures
systems

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evolving
through
(ab)use

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5core later
by consensus?

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perl5i
Modern::Perl

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I may build
a third one

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or just
annoy
Schwern

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Moose

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I almost
moved to
python

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but I knew
perl was
capable of
awesome

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Moose
implements
that
awesome

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huge
adoption

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beautiful
code

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contagious
meme

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passing
Class::Accessor

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we don't want
to be in core

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all these
standards
will be
obsoleted

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DBIx::Class

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Fey::ORM

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DBIx::Class

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Catalyst

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HTTP::Engine
Path::Dispatcher
Bread::Board

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Catalyst

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sorry for
using my
favourite
projects

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they're the
examples
I know

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the principles
are general

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Catch an
STD today

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STDs are
for life

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not just for
christmas

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these slides
will be on
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Any Questions?
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Thank You
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