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npw-2009 - rum-bloggery-and-the-lash

Sat Dec 22 00:30:00 2012

Slides for the talk rum-bloggery-and-the-lash at npw-2009

Rum, Bloggery
and the Lash

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Enlightened Perl:
Blogging Iron Man

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Winston
Churchill

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Traditions of
the Royal Navy

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"Rum, Buggery
and the Lash"

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Rum

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drinking

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IRCing

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IRCing
while
drinking

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mailing
lists

-

emailing
while
drinking

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marketing

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"raising
awareness"

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marketing

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"lube up
and bend
over"

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buggery?

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we'll be
buggered if
we don't

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PERL

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use CGI;

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/$*&%^£"/

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our
language

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lives or dies
by our actions

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BLOGGERY

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visible

-

indexable

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submittable

-

dig(g)
blogging

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submit it
somewhere
better

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The
Lash

-

motivation

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I've failed
at blogging

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not trying
is also
failing

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Enlightened Perl:
Blogging Iron Man

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blog once
per week

-

every
week

-

every
single
week

-

ten lines
is fine

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not a quine
is not a quine

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make some
fucking
noise

-

show off
cool toys

-

tell the
world
perl5's
alive

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tell the
world it'll
soon be
christmas

-

badges

-

stand up
and be
counted

-

Paper
Man

-

Iron
Man

-

post of
the month

-

T-shirts
schwag

-

planet

-

extra
incentive

-

I'm going to
be taking part

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If I
fail

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title
colour

-

submit a
talk with
that title

-

dye my
hair that
colour

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or have to
wear that
colour

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want to help
me make a fool
of myself?

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GET FUCKING
BLOGGING

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signup details
will be emailed

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smoke up
some
grass roots

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WE

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WE ARE
IRON MAN

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JFDI